Always “Hoyenga”

January 24, 2012

I’ve told a few friends and family members about my setup out at my FOB–that I’m living with a bunch of Marines and a handful of British civilians.  A few times a week I’ll join some of my British camp-mates and watch the “telly” with them on their satellite TV.  The satellite includes a few English-speaking channels, but it’s primarily an Indian/Hindi system.  As such, most of the commercials are in Hindi, which I happen to not speak.  This isn’t a bad thing though, as I have made a game of trying to guess what the commercials are advertising, based purely on the images being displayed.  Generally I can get the idea–cereal, makeup, cars, toothpaste, et cetera…  But there are a few ads I just don’t get–like this one:

(In case you’re wondering what’s being advertised, pay attention to the last few seconds, after the music stops.)


Cyber Attack?

January 17, 2012

Not too much going on for me as I type this post, but I found this video to be amusing and thought I’d share.  Also, this is from The Onion… so keep that in mind.


Honey Badger & I Don’t Care

January 10, 2012

I expect pretty much everyone has seen, or at least heard about, the crazy nasty honey badger.  You can view the original video here (language may be NSFW), and you can view a censored version below.

While this video is hilarious and has gone beyond viral, I only offer it as a point of reference.  Out here at my FOB, I don’t have a lot of the amenities that I had become accustomed to before I deployed.  I’ve mentioned some of these things before–but let me catalog them again:

  • Tiny base–no long-distance running done here, and forget about stopping by the BX to get supplies (there’s not one!)
  • “Gym”–see pictures in last week’s post
  • Water–potable water only available from water bottles; any plumbing in the FOB provides highly salinated/silty water (can only be used for showers, not for drinking)
  • Irregular showers–hot water is a “maybe” and the few shower stalls are used by everyone in the camp
  • No sewage system/toilets don’t flush; we poop into bags and then tie them up, and we have urinal-tubes that run into the ground (no need for female bathrooms, because there are no ladies in this neck of the woods)
  • Food–we see some variety, but generally it’s unitized group rations (UGRs) twice a day (breakfast and dinner), with an MRE for lunch
  • Computer/internet access can be an unreliable headache
  • (And, like all the bases in Afghanistan, I’m still in a war-zone–let’s not forget about the big issues…)

So with all of these quibbles, you might think I’d be complaining. But (aside from bringing them up), I don’t mind.  I’ve gotten used to these issues, and I can say it’s really not so bad here. I would love to have all the amenities I’ve left behind, but for now, I just don’t care. “Honey badger don’t care” and neither do I.  I think I’ve gotten sufficiently acclimated to all that my FOB has, and all that it lacks.  I’m looking forward to being home, but for now, I’m toughing it out and doing just fine.  :)


What Have I Been Up To?

January 3, 2012

Last week I spent a few days at a nearby larger base (which I’ll call Base X). I was out there helping my interpreter take care of some paperwork issues.  My time at Base X was enjoyable, and even though I spent much of my days there running errands as my interpreter’s sponsor, it was still a nice place to be.  Base X had lots of good food on hand, including fresh fruits and veggies, and I managed to get ice cream with dinner every day I was there.  They also had working plumbing for the toilets, and plenty of hot water for the showers.

While not nearly as big as some of the stores back home, Base X also had an Exchange (where I stocked up on a few personal items) and a barbershop (where I got a much needed haircut).  Aside from taking care of some necessities for myself, I picked up a scarf and some Afghan candies, which I mailed to the wifey.  (The candies are coconut flavored and are the same kind I’ve been offered most times I drink chai with the judges at my FOB.)

Here’s a little picture of what my wife has to look forward to seeing—the scarf and candy in a few weeks, and hopefully me in a few months.  :)

Coming back to my little FOB was actually a bit disappointing, in that this place lacks many of the niceties (e.g., working plumbing, reliable hot water for showers, fresh food, an Exchange, etc.) that made my time at Base X seem like a vacation.  Nevertheless, it has been nice to sleep in my own space again, and try to return to a regular work schedule.

Aside from work proper, I’ve been trying to exercise every day, doing a mix of some P90X workouts (I brought the workout manual), and then using the stationary bike in our little weight room to do some cardio.  I still miss long distance running, but maybe I won’t lose too much conditioning while I’m out here.

Here’s a quick look at our little weight room.

Anyway, I’ll try to update with something a bit more substantive in a few days. :)


Deployed Conversations

December 27, 2011

So this post is a bit of an observation, and nothing very deep at that–but I wanted to share, just for fun.

In the time I’ve been at my FOB (forward operating base), I’ve had some interesting conversations.  I’ll divide these into two main groups.  In the first group are the conversations I’ve had with my fellow service members–who in this case happen to be Marines.  A good deal of what we discuss revolves around work and I can’t release that here (“I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of actual work-related discussions”).  However, we also discuss things that are not as neatly tied into our official duties here in Afghanistan; which means we talk about a lot of random things.

Just the other day we somehow wound up talking about Adam Sandler’s career trajectory, and a surprising number (at least surprising to me) of the Marines I work with had seen “Punch-Drunk Love“.  Anyway, this is a good example of the random discussions we have from time to time.  These are the folks I’m living with and spending the majority of my waking hours with… And it’s very funny to see how much of the same, collectively-experienced, American culture we bring with us–while at the same time we come from widely varied backgrounds.  I think this is one of the things I enjoy most about the U.S. military–that it is such a melting pot of American personalities, working together to achieve a common goal (in this case, stabilizing Afghanistan).

The other category of conversations I find myself having are with the Afghan judges, prosecutors, and other local nationals that I deal with.  I also have “work-conversations” with these individuals, but we do cover our fair share of miscellany.  What I see most often in these conversations is a sense of curiosity, and a hunger to know more about American ideals and culture.  As you might imagine, I discuss notions of justice and legal systems with the “Rule of Law” players; but, I’ve also found myself discussing my family, my personal hobbies, and even my personal opinion as to the merits of Android phones versus the iPhone (one of our judges actually used to own an iPhone–but he said he ditched it because it kept dropping his calls!).  In many ways this second group of conversations is the opposite of the first: these conversations are not based on shared culture or collective experiences–but they are based on mutual respect and curiosity.  The Afghans I have been able to work with have been welcoming (sharing chai, nan, and even candy, as often as I will accept), and I’m very happy to be having such a unique experience.

So that’s it for now.  I think I’ll try to find out if there are any Afghans who liked “Punch-Drunk Love” as much as I did.


Merry Christmas from Afghanistan

December 23, 2011

This Christmas, I’m far from family and friends, but I’m grateful to be able to communicate with them so easily.  I’m sending lots of love to all of those who are missing me.  Here’s hoping everyone has a happy Christmas and a wonderful New Year.  :)


Life on FOB…

December 21, 2011

I’ve been at my Forward Operating Base (FOB) for long enough to feel like I’m settling in.  The living conditions here are not exactly what I expected: we don’t have a sewage system (we use something called “wag bags” for the bathroom), our gym is a small weight room, and our chow hall is just a large tent where one of the Marines cooks twice a day (with MREs for lunch).  There’s no Base/Post Exchange, and getting basic supplies is a logistical hurdle that we deal with constantly.  Also I’m living with a bunch of Marines, which is interesting in itself, but I’ll save that discussion for another time.  All things considered, I feel safe and living conditions really aren’t bad at all.  I even have my own room, which I very much appreciate.

I’ve also got decent internet connectivity (aside from work), thanks to a “morale network” set up by some of the British folks here.  I have been able to Skype with the wife, and being able to see and talk to her has been a huge relief.  Email has also been good—it’s probably the best way to keep in touch, especially when I’m so remote, and from what I’ve heard regular mail can take quite a while to get out here.

I will try to share some photos of what it’s like, but operational security (OPSEC) is obviously a huge concern, and I don’t want to put others or myself needlessly at risk.  For now, I’ll share one photo of some of the beautiful vistas I have to enjoy from my room out here.


Boots on the Ground in Afghanistan

December 13, 2011

I have arrived in Afghanistan, and have spent the past few days acclimating to the time change and in-processing at Kandahar.  I’m officially assigned to the NATO Rule of Law Field Support Mission (NROLFSM), and as a U.S. military member, I’m simultaneously under the Rule of Law Field Force-Afghanistan (ROLFF-A).  I guess someone somewhere is getting paid per acronym…

I’m currently  forward-deployed to a Forward Operating Base (FOB) where I’ll be  a Rule of Law Field Support Officer (ROLFSO–again with the acronyms…).  I’ll share more on my experience at my FOB as a ROLFSO in the coming days, but for now here are some pictures of where I’ve been thus far.


Traveling Music

December 4, 2011

I begin my journey to the East–the Middle East–today, and I’ve got some kickin’ tunes to keep me company (whilst I pine for my distant bride).  Here’s a quick sampling of what I’ll be listing to once I’m above 10,000 feet.


Rule of Law Field Force, Afghanistan

November 29, 2011

I don’t have a ton of specifics on what I’ll be doing when I deploy, but I do know that I’ll be joining the Rule of Law Field Force, Afghanistan (ROLFF-A)–which is apparently also known as the NATO Rule of Law Field Support Mission (NROLFSM).  For anyone interested, here’s a description of the “standing up” of the NROLFSM, as well as its general purpose:  NATO Stands Up Rule of Law Field Support Mission in Afghanistan.


CAST complete!

November 20, 2011
Warriors all–”Charlie” Flight, from CAST 12-C.

I just finished some pre-deployment training (Combat Airman Skills Training, a.k.a. CAST) at Ft Dix, New Jersey.  I spent the past two weeks learning how to ride in a vehicle convoy, provide emergency care for my combat buddies, and generally doing all the things people imagine military members do.  The training was pretty enjoyable (even if the food at the dining facility was not), and I feel much better about heading down range in the near future.

For anyone who will attend CAST at Ft Dix (as opposed to one of the other three training locations), I recommend not bringing all the items on your reporting instructions–there’s no way you need four sets of ABUs for two weeks.  Instead, bring gear for training outdoors, doing lots of low-crawling, hauling “injured” classmates around, and riding around in HMMWVs.  You’ll also be wearing IBA and helmet almost all day, so make sure you have tried on everything and it fits properly (your vest should be snug enough so that you can cinch it up at the waist and take some of the weight off your shoulders).  You’ll also have some leisure time in the evenings, but students are restricted to base–so you’ll likely find yourself at the dining facility, the Expeditionary Center library/lounge (you can use the government CAC-enabled computers, or your own laptop via the free WiFi), working out at the E.C. gym or track, and of course in your dorm room (possibly with lots of roommates).

You can view photos of past CAST students in action at the U.S. Air Force Expeditionary Center’s public website.


Unseal the hushed casket!

November 14, 2011

For anyone who read the title for this post and knew exactly what I’m referencing, you Sir/Madam, are a nerd.  With that said, most folks with access to a TV or computer know what Halo is (even if they don’t get the reference to the opening cinematic from the first game).  Halo: Combat Evolved launched ten years ago, in a time when a subtitle was not just fun but required, and Microsoft is cashing in on gamer-nostalgia by releasing an updated high-definition edition.  For any nerds out there (present blogger included), I recommend you check out the release trailer for Halo: Combat Evolved, Anniversary Edition:


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